Sunday, June 12, 2016

Mumbai Diaries - Part 5(The One where Nauman can't talk)

"Are you using the m-indicator app that I provided, while travelling around Mumbai." Nauman asked Jaya.

"Why would I roam around Mumbai? I hate travelling...." Jaya replied.

Jaya and Nauman met for a coffee date. The rains were expected in a few days and as always happened, every Mumbaikar was pretty excited about the coming rains. The rains brought with it, the comfort and relief, and accompanied by sun dresses, it was the most awaited event after the scorching summers.

This was the time when Mumbaikars, took time off and went on weekend trips to nearby locations. Some went to Lonavla, some to Matheran, some to Mahabaleshwar, while some planned and planned and eventually failed, cursing their group.

"....I just love to spend my weekends reading and cuddling my bed." Jaya continued.

"Wow, you are a weirdo, stuck in a city like Mumbai"

"I don't see it that way. Anyways do you know we have a place in Pune called Bhosari. I heard a joke about it, but couldn't understand it."

Nauman listened to the joke wide eyed, and he knew he had to change the topic.

"Hah, you don't need to go far for silly names. Have you ever heard of Chembur?"

"Yeah, I hear about Chembur and my mind goes straight to Harry Potter and Chembur of secrets."

"Harry Potter....more like the boy who was born in Mumbai. What would the first part be? Harry Potter and Santracruz to Sion?

"Lame."

"I have a good one for Order of Phoenix.....Harry Potter and Order from Panvel." Jaya continued.

"How about 'Patient of Alzheimer's' for 'Prisoner of Azkaban'?"

"That will work" Jaya said a little more awkwardly than she always does.

"What about 'Goblet of Fire'?"

"It should be 'Ghatkopar ki aag'?"

"This looks even lamer than RGV ki aag."

"Haha, it certainly is."


"Wow, this is awesome. We just made the whole franchise Mumbai based. They should put our conversation in the textbooks of Marathi children. They will learn about their city."

“Give me credit as well, when producers line up at your doorstep.”

“Haha…sure. Anyways I should leave now, as I have an important meeting after this.”

Nauman was going to meet Gaurav to talk about the situation. Neither Gaurav nor Jaya was aware of the special situation that was brewing between them. Day after day, the guilt was getting heavy to carry for Nauman and so he had decided to talk with Gaurav first.

(1.5 hours and 2 local travels later)

Gaurav's home

Gaurav was sitting at his home when Nauman comes in.

Nauman sits beside Gaurav somewhat awkwardly.

Gaurav was thinking something before Nauman had rang the doorbell. He tried recollecting but couldn't.

Nauman knew that nobody would be there at home, so he thought it was good opportunity to talk to Gaurav. Though Gaurav was a localite of Mumbai, he used to live in a rented house, so as to be closer to workplace. It was a pretty common thing in Mumbai, for youngsters to live closer to workplace, for the obvious reasons, plus this also gave them the independence to enjoy night life of Mumbai.

"Bro, I need to talk to you" started Nauman.

"Yeah tell me."

"Have you ever felt something inside you burning and you have to get it out before it eats you alive?"

Gaurav suddenly remembers what he was thinking.

"Oh yes, what a great coincidence. I was also thinking of similar lines before you came in."

"Eh?"

"Yeah, you know you feel like that when you are about to puke"

"No I didn't mean it like that. I mean...like when you have something to say but you don't how to say"

"Are you in love bro? Because that shit happens only when this kind of shit happens"

"Kind of! Not exactly love..."

"Wow that will work as well. What a great coincidence, I was thinking for a reason to party, and now we have one."

"You don't understand what I am going through"

"We are gonna have whiskey today"

"Its such a big fear that is eating up my brain."

"No beers today, only whiskeys."

"I can't seem to understand whether should I tell you or not?"

"Why tell me, go tell her. You know what I have been struggling with my drinking problem too much now. You don't see me crying about it."

"This is serious dude. This concerns you as well."

"I am pretty sure you are concerned for me, but leaving it altogether is not a solution I fancy."

Nauman understood that nothing is going to work today. So he decided to just roll with the flow.

"Yeah bro, we are concerned, please find something or someone worth leaving this hobby for. I would suggest Breezer, but looking at your current status, I think you would finish the drink along with the bottle."

"I might."

"Anyways, I should leave now. Thanks for the talk." Nauman said sarcastically.

"Anytime mate!", said Gaurav raising his bottle.

Nauman starts to leave, when Gaurav remembers something and calls Nauman.

"Do you know my sister?"

Nauman freezes to death. It was as if Gaurav was waiting for all the conversation to finish so that he can ask this question.

To Be Continued...

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